People Telling Their Greatest Sexual Achievements of All Time

Everyone has a different idea of what makes phenomenal sex. For some, it might be a wild romp with a stranger; for others, it might be a powerful bonding experience or a sex session that leads to a long-desired pregnancy.

Those are just some of the experiences people shared in a recent viral Reddit thread. The initial post asked users: “What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement?” The question racked up more than 17,000 responses in the span of a day, and they are highly entertaining to read.

Check out some of the sexy highlights below.

1) Made my ex bf cum from poking his belly button really hard. He said it had never happened before and I’ve never tried it to anyone since but I always laugh when I think about it and still don’t fully understand how it happened. —randomredittor21

 

2) Gave a woman an orgasm by rubbing her nipples. —MerryMilkMan

 

3) Being married almost 50 years and we still desire each other [and] get each other off with immense satisfaction. Yeah I know, youngsters will think it’s gross, but just wait. If you’re lucky, you’ll be here someday. —driverman42

 

4) My younger brother had a female friend who I hooked up with casually one night when we were teenagers. Some heavy petting and reaching into each other’s underwear. She then told me she was a virgin and was ready to sleep with me. I told her she should wait and lose it to someone who she loved to make it special. Years later we bumped into each other and had a few drinks. Both now being single, she invited me back to her house and divulged she’d always been thankful that she’d held onto it and did lose it to a guy she loved at the time. Then we admitted we’d both fantasized about each other since and proceeded to have some crazy, drunk, unbridled sex. It was like five years of foreplay. —Nico_Colognes

5) Receiving a blowjob in a ski gondola with magnificent alpine panorama in front of me. And many friends in the gondola behind having no clue. And my gf going all in because she knew she only had 8 minutes to finish me off. —Heiminator

 

6) I was giving my wife a session dedicated to her and after a while she has her first orgasm. There hadn’t been any penetration up to that point so she asked me to get on top and rough her up. She tells me rough penetration after an orgasm sometimes feels as good as the orgasm itself. Anyway I get on top and I last all of about a minute because I’m already at 99% just from her moaning and seeing her squirm for the previous half hour. She can tell what’s going on and asks me if I’m cumming and when I tell her I am she starts her second orgasm just as I’ve finished mine. It’s so intense it feels like she’s about to pinch my wiener off and then she squirts for the first time. My wife has had multiple orgasms a couple times before but this was the first time I had ever seen a woman squirt. —GrainyGuernica

 

 

7) I was able to climax once based on the power of thought alone. —deepsoulfunk

 

8) Had a surprise 3 way with my gf at the time and her best friend. literally had to go to the bathroom to give myself a mirror pep talk. —Jacktropolis

9) About 8 and a half months ago my wife and I decided we were going to start trying to have a baby. My wife even joked around that if I could get her pregnant by February she would buy me a brand new Boston Bruins jersey (she always had this insecurity that she might not be able to get pregnant or it might be tough). I decided to make things a little spicy and banged her right on the kitchen table and she said it was hands down her favorite time. Anyway, I should get to meet my daughter in about 2 weeks. I will be wearing my jersey. —Batmantheon

 

10) Conditioning my boyfriend to get a boner when “Benny and the Jets” plays. He was complaining one day he hated the song, so I decided to blow him whenever it played to give him better memories to associate with it. “Benny and the Jets” now makes him a combo of horny and mad 😂 —Marauder424

 

11) A stranger and I knowing what we wanted with a glance, kissing and seconds later fucking on a loading dock without a word ever spoken between us. —luvdemtiddies

 

12) I ate out my wife once and apparently I was doing too good. She punched me in the forehead out of nowhere and I asked what the hell. She said she was about to black out. I still bring that one up with her. —Kryrimstercat115

 

13) A spring popped out of the bed and cut my leg open. Still finished. —Dogstile

 

14) My first girlfriend wanted to see how many times we could have sex in one day so we planned a fuck-a-thon and spent the entire day doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well. Every other thing we did was have sex. Sex, breakfast, sex, shower, sex, tv, sex, order pizza, sex, tip delivery driver, sex, eat pizza, sex... We did it 10 times in a 24 hour period. Later in life I had another girlfriend who asked whats the most I ever had sex in a day was. When I told her this she said, “We can beat that.” So I did the same thing again but we didn’t make it to 11, just tied at 10. —melodic_convulsion

 

15) I got an ex of mine to orgasm so hard she began spasming like she was having a seizure and I called 9-1-1 for help. They arrived 4 minutes later. We were only 2 blocks from a hospital (I forgot) they showed up as my ex finally stopped spasming. She was super embarrassed and one of the paramedics looked at me and nodded before leaving. —CheetosAddict

 

16) Having sex in a tent during huge thunderstorm and cumming on a loud thunder strike. Felt like I was Thor. —thenookiecookie

Foods

19 Foods That Might Help You Stay Erect

If you’re struggling with erectile dysfunction, or not being able to get and stay hard during sex, your diet could have something to do with it. It turns out a crappy diet can do more than wreck your waistline—it can sink your erection, too.

Some of the smallest blood vessels and nerves in your body can be found in your penis. So if you’re slamming down junk like pizza and fries every day, your blood vessels down under may get clogged with fat and cholesterol.

This restricts blood flow to your penis, preventing you from getting hard when you’re ready for action and even putting your heart health at risk down the road. Many of these foods can increase your chances of developing high blood pressure, too.

It may sound wacky, but you should treat your penis like a luxury car. To keep your ride running smoothly, you need to fill it with the recommended fuel and keep up with the suggested maintenance. Well, your penis needs the same—like healthy foods and plenty of exercise—to keep it going strong, he says.

Filling up with the right foods can boost your testosterone, strengthen your sperm, and supercharge your erection. Even better, a good diet will keep your heart healthy. So, what do we recommend as premium fuel?

These 19 foods are a good place to start.

 

  1. Watermelon, Pumpkin, Cucumber

Watermelon, Pumpkin, Cucumber

A 2011 study published in the journal Urology evaluated 24 men who took L-citrulline and placebo and rated the “hardness” of their erections. When the men took the supplement, erections were rated as harder than when they took the placebo. Foods that contain high levels of L-citrulline include watermelon, pumpkin, and cucumbers.

 

  1. Turkey, Chicken, Peanuts, Soybeans

Turkey, Chicken, Peanuts, Soybeans

A 2019 meta-analysis published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine concluded that arginine was useful to treat mild to moderate erectile dysfunction. Foods high in arginine include turkey, chicken, peanuts, and soybeans.

Keep in mind that a few watermelon slices or a handful of soybeans won’t magically transform your erection. Most of the supplements offered in these studies for erectile dysfunction included high concentrations of L-citrulline and arginine, so it’s unlikely that eating a few cucumbers or an entire watermelon will lead to a rock-hard erection.

  1. Spinach, Arugula, Celery

Spinach, Arugula, Celery

Foods that can increase nitric oxide include spinach, arugula, and celery.

Nitric Oxide is one of the key ingredients in developing a good erection. It increases blood flow to the genitals and is essential in maintaining an erection. Many of our currently available medical therapies focus on this.

 

  1. Salmon, Egg Yolks, Fortified Milk

Salmon, Egg Yolks, Fortified Milk

Your D needs vitamin D, suggests one Austrian study—and the foods above are great sources of it.

After researchers had men take either 3,332 IU of vitamin D or a placebo per day for a year, they found that free testosterone levels—the powerhouse behind your sex drive—significantly increased in guys loading up with vitamin D.

Plus, insufficient D levels may also increase your risk for erectile dysfunction, Italian researchers found. When you don’t get enough vitamin D, you produce free radicals that decrease nitric oxide in your body, a compound that helps your blood vessels function, the researchers say.

Without it, your blood vessels can’t relax, hindering the flow of blood to your penis. That makes it difficult for you to get hard.

So how much D do you really need? That’s still up for debate.

  1. Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts

Pistachios, Almonds, Walnuts

Need a snack? Choose nuts, researchers from Turkey suggest. After 17 men with ED ate 100 grams of pistachios for three weeks, they all reported a significant improvement in their erectile function, ability to orgasm, libido, sexual satisfaction, and overall happiness in life.

As a bonus, they all had higher HDL, or “good,” cholesterol and lower LDL, or “bad,” cholesterol, too.

Pistachios contain a high amount of an amino acid that boosts nitric oxide in your body, the researchers say. And like almonds, walnuts, and most other nuts, they’re a great source of healthy fats, which are good for your heart and therefore your penis.

  1. Legumes, Whole Grains, Olive Oil

Legumes, Whole Grains, Olive Oil

The Mediterranean diet is good for your heart, it’s not exactly surprising that it may benefit your penis, too. Heart disease is actually one of the most common causes of ED. Once plaque starts to build up in your blood vessels, the ones in your penis are the first to get blocked up.

 

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