People Telling Their Greatest Sexual Achievements of All Time

Everyone has a different idea of what makes phenomenal sex. For some, it might be a wild romp with a stranger; for others, it might be a powerful bonding experience or a sex session that leads to a long-desired pregnancy.

Those are just some of the experiences people shared in a recent viral Reddit thread. The initial post asked users: “What do you consider is your greatest sexual achievement?” The question racked up more than 17,000 responses in the span of a day, and they are highly entertaining to read.

Check out some of the sexy highlights below.

1) Made my ex bf cum from poking his belly button really hard. He said it had never happened before and I’ve never tried it to anyone since but I always laugh when I think about it and still don’t fully understand how it happened. —randomredittor21


2) Gave a woman an orgasm by rubbing her nipples. —MerryMilkMan


3) Being married almost 50 years and we still desire each other [and] get each other off with immense satisfaction. Yeah I know, youngsters will think it’s gross, but just wait. If you’re lucky, you’ll be here someday. —driverman42


4) My younger brother had a female friend who I hooked up with casually one night when we were teenagers. Some heavy petting and reaching into each other’s underwear. She then told me she was a virgin and was ready to sleep with me. I told her she should wait and lose it to someone who she loved to make it special. Years later we bumped into each other and had a few drinks. Both now being single, she invited me back to her house and divulged she’d always been thankful that she’d held onto it and did lose it to a guy she loved at the time. Then we admitted we’d both fantasized about each other since and proceeded to have some crazy, drunk, unbridled sex. It was like five years of foreplay. —Nico_Colognes

5) Receiving a blowjob in a ski gondola with magnificent alpine panorama in front of me. And many friends in the gondola behind having no clue. And my gf going all in because she knew she only had 8 minutes to finish me off. —Heiminator


6) I was giving my wife a session dedicated to her and after a while she has her first orgasm. There hadn’t been any penetration up to that point so she asked me to get on top and rough her up. She tells me rough penetration after an orgasm sometimes feels as good as the orgasm itself. Anyway I get on top and I last all of about a minute because I’m already at 99% just from her moaning and seeing her squirm for the previous half hour. She can tell what’s going on and asks me if I’m cumming and when I tell her I am she starts her second orgasm just as I’ve finished mine. It’s so intense it feels like she’s about to pinch my wiener off and then she squirts for the first time. My wife has had multiple orgasms a couple times before but this was the first time I had ever seen a woman squirt. —GrainyGuernica



7) I was able to climax once based on the power of thought alone. —deepsoulfunk


8) Had a surprise 3 way with my gf at the time and her best friend. literally had to go to the bathroom to give myself a mirror pep talk. —Jacktropolis

9) About 8 and a half months ago my wife and I decided we were going to start trying to have a baby. My wife even joked around that if I could get her pregnant by February she would buy me a brand new Boston Bruins jersey (she always had this insecurity that she might not be able to get pregnant or it might be tough). I decided to make things a little spicy and banged her right on the kitchen table and she said it was hands down her favorite time. Anyway, I should get to meet my daughter in about 2 weeks. I will be wearing my jersey. —Batmantheon


10) Conditioning my boyfriend to get a boner when “Benny and the Jets” plays. He was complaining one day he hated the song, so I decided to blow him whenever it played to give him better memories to associate with it. “Benny and the Jets” now makes him a combo of horny and mad ? —Marauder424


11) A stranger and I knowing what we wanted with a glance, kissing and seconds later fucking on a loading dock without a word ever spoken between us. —luvdemtiddies


12) I ate out my wife once and apparently I was doing too good. She punched me in the forehead out of nowhere and I asked what the hell. She said she was about to black out. I still bring that one up with her. —Kryrimstercat115


13) A spring popped out of the bed and cut my leg open. Still finished. —Dogstile


14) My first girlfriend wanted to see how many times we could have sex in one day so we planned a fuck-a-thon and spent the entire day doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well. Every other thing we did was have sex. Sex, breakfast, sex, shower, sex, tv, sex, order pizza, sex, tip delivery driver, sex, eat pizza, sex... We did it 10 times in a 24 hour period. Later in life I had another girlfriend who asked whats the most I ever had sex in a day was. When I told her this she said, “We can beat that.” So I did the same thing again but we didn’t make it to 11, just tied at 10. —melodic_convulsion


15) I got an ex of mine to orgasm so hard she began spasming like she was having a seizure and I called 9-1-1 for help. They arrived 4 minutes later. We were only 2 blocks from a hospital (I forgot) they showed up as my ex finally stopped spasming. She was super embarrassed and one of the paramedics looked at me and nodded before leaving. —CheetosAddict


16) Having sex in a tent during huge thunderstorm and cumming on a loud thunder strike. Felt like I was Thor. —thenookiecookie

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